Transcribed vmails

I typed these verbatim as they were transcribed in vmail...not what was actually said, I'm sure.

“I’m calling to check on your c.pap bro bye pat therapy and need please call our toll free patient care service at _____ when you have a minute though we can track how you’re doing the call should only take 2 minutes of your time and it is designed to help us better care for you. Call anytime day or night thanks for choosing freak central and have a nice day.”

“Refined and we’re selected today please press 12 speak to a chris socialist or press 22 decline this offer and be added to our do not call list press 1 now.”

“Who’s calling…morris’s son in that message I like the other message just calling to see how you should hi you ill talk to you later bye.

“Hey it’s me I was calling to see how you’re vacation went anyway I’m on my way and I don’t think I might have to get us some coffee I think we’re love to ask you when I see you bye.”

“Hey I was just calling to see if your mom’s still living or if the creeping fro it still has you anyway I’m in the car driving as usual talk to you later bye.”

“Hey it’s me I was just calling to make sure you’re aware you were okay I didn’t know if you went to the doctor something this afternoon so I’m just checking on you talk to you later bye.”

“Hey it’s me I was just calling to see … if your company I’m here I just wanted to questions all right talk to you later bye.”

“Mother hello there hello then call me back bye.”